Hello all, my name is Ann Taylor! I wanted to make this blog post to share the wondrous experience I had at a Westridge School For Girls, where I was shown around by an “admissions ambassador” who would not stop talking about thes incredible breakfast burritos! Our tour guide was basically foaming at the mouth and pulling me and Eric (my ex-husband) to the cafeteria.
Ever been to Westridge? Man the environment is just fascinating. Anyway.
I saw that Eric did not want a breakfast burrito at all, so I happily told our ambassador that we would love to try a burrito. Our guide skipped to the oven that contained said breakfast burritos and happily handed each of us a bacon breakfast burrito.
Reluctantly, I unwrapped the tinfoil and bit into the burrito.
Speaking of which, have you all ever watched Ratatouille? At that moment, I felt just like that rat enjoying a euphoric moment biting into his strawberry and cheese. That burrito was the greatest thing I have ever bit into. The bacon, cheese, and egg all had more chemistry together than I ever did with Eric. God I love Ratatouille.
Anyway, after I went home that day, all I could think about was that Westridge breakfast burrito. My mind was on one thing and one thing only: recreating the legendary Westridge breakfast burrito. Make sure to check out my recipe for Ratatouille.
STEP 1: SCRAMBLE YOUR EGGS
Ever been to Westridge? Man the environment is just fascinating. Anyway.
I saw that Eric did not want a breakfast burrito at all, so I happily told our ambassador that we would love to try a burrito. Our guide skipped to the oven that contained said breakfast burritos and happily handed each of us a bacon breakfast burrito.
Reluctantly, I unwrapped the tinfoil and bit into the burrito.
Speaking of which, have you all ever watched Ratatouille? At that moment, I felt just like that rat enjoying a euphoric moment biting into his strawberry and cheese. That burrito was the greatest thing I have ever bit into. The bacon, cheese, and egg all had more chemistry together than I ever did with Eric. God I love Ratatouille.
Anyway, after I went home that day, all I could think about was that Westridge breakfast burrito. My mind was on one thing and one thing only: recreating the legendary Westridge breakfast burrito. Make sure to check out my recipe for Ratatouille.
STEP 1: SCRAMBLE YOUR EGGS
Pour 1-3 eggs over a non-stick pan on medium heat and start scrambling them faster than Eric scrambled to spend our children’s college funds on hiring his divorce attorney.
STEP TWO: Fry Your Bacon
STEP TWO: Fry Your Bacon
In a separate pan, fry your bacon, but not to the point where it's more fried than Eric’s brain cells are.
STEP 3: Grate Potatoes
STEP 3: Grate Potatoes
Now, thoroughly wash your potatoes before skinning and grating them the way I wish I could to Eric.
STEP 4: ASSEMBLE
STEP 4: ASSEMBLE
Finally, tightly hug all your prepped ingredients into a tortilla so nothing falls out (unlike how Eric was swaddled as a baby.)
Thank you all so much for reading! I hope you try this recipe and feel pure joy after eating your burrito the way I felt happy for the first time since marrying Eric. I’ll see you all next week for a copycat burrito with ex-husband flesh included!
Thank you all so much for reading! I hope you try this recipe and feel pure joy after eating your burrito the way I felt happy for the first time since marrying Eric. I’ll see you all next week for a copycat burrito with ex-husband flesh included!