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A Memoir for our Dear Editor in Chief

By: Spife
You might know her as Editor in Chief, Senator Liang, ABG (Amish baby Girl), or Momma Abby, Abby was a young soul who was dedicated to the works of Stallstreet and Thursday Detention in her high school career. Sporting an intensive and impressive list of good buds and horrible jokes, she always worked hard to make others goof and gaff. She ran across campus into the stinkiest of bathrooms for your viewing pleasure and worked late nights using Canva to format the best and funniest papers. 

Today I would like to commemorate the efforts of our late editor-in-chief and grant her an award she can only receive within death: Dead Person With the Best Hair. Her hair remains long and silky even in passing, resting atop her lined eyelids and glossed lips. 

Throughout her life, Chief learned one thing… teenagers really lack accountability. And that’s ok. Through her persisting messages in the Thursday Detention group chat, some days only a “like” would appear, and some days maybe a funny reply. Nevertheless, she continued pushing to get the best and brightest of content from her fulsome servants. 

God bless Abby Liang, our chief forever. Rest in conflict, we love you. And for a final sneeze, bless you. 

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