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Ins and Outs of 2023

By: The Ratman
IN:
    Burgling cats
    Listening exclusively to spooky rap
    Constructing shrines
    Balancing the four humors (#BringBackPlagueDoctors)
    Man bangs
    The James Webb Space Telescope
    Human composting
    Bibble (from Barbie Fairytopia)
    Planting trees in the dead of night
    Court jesters
    Complimenting people’s shoelaces
    Baking croissants
    Collecting pretty shells
    Preparing for the rapture
 
OUT:
    Cutting your own bangs
    Ugly Christmas sweaters
    Former President Andrew Johnson
    Skateboarding on steep hills
    Doing well in physics
    Scrappy Doo
    The Hubble Space Telescope
    Instagram Reels
    Staring directly at the sun, but never in the mirror
    Rooting for the anti-hero
    Paying attention in history
    Worshipping birds
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Getting run over in the Westridge parking lot

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