The Best Items to Buy to Combat Pre-End-of-Semester Stress
By: Mump
The gadgets you need to be your best, bold self at school despite everyday feeling like you’re fighting in the trenches.
Olly Stress-Reducing Vitamin Gummies
Self-explanatory. Pop two in your mouth to reduce heart palpitations while looking at your Canvas calendar. Get yours on Amazon for $12.24.
Self-explanatory. Pop two in your mouth to reduce heart palpitations while looking at your Canvas calendar. Get yours on Amazon for $12.24.
Kleenex White Facial Tissue (Pack of 4)
Don’t stoop for generic tissues when your self-worth is already plummeting. Treat yourself to Kleenex© ultra soft tissue paper, great for wiping away tears in APUSH after you finish fake yawning to pretend you’re only crying because you’re yawning when you’re really crying. Get yours today at Walmart for $18.35.
Don’t stoop for generic tissues when your self-worth is already plummeting. Treat yourself to Kleenex© ultra soft tissue paper, great for wiping away tears in APUSH after you finish fake yawning to pretend you’re only crying because you’re yawning when you’re really crying. Get yours today at Walmart for $18.35.
Moleskine Classic Notebook
Succumb to being a pretentious jerk by scribbling any grievances you may have in your Moleskine. Rant about town meetings at your notebook’s discretion for $22.48.
Succumb to being a pretentious jerk by scribbling any grievances you may have in your Moleskine. Rant about town meetings at your notebook’s discretion for $22.48.
Hands-Free Binoculars
Watch our faculty cruise into campus without exerting any more of the energy you have left with these hands-free binoculars. Now you can spot Ms. Cutler from a distance before she spawns. Get yours today for $69.84.
Watch our faculty cruise into campus without exerting any more of the energy you have left with these hands-free binoculars. Now you can spot Ms. Cutler from a distance before she spawns. Get yours today for $69.84.
Fuvtory Daddy Winkle Bertram Tapestry, Funny Meme Tapestry Wall Hanging Be Respectful to Daddy Tapestry Posters Dorm Backdrop Party Decorations for Living Room Bedroom (60 x 40 in)
Get suspended for hanging up a tapestry in the Commons of Bertram pointing a gun to your head. Be forced to not go to school for $15.99
Get suspended for hanging up a tapestry in the Commons of Bertram pointing a gun to your head. Be forced to not go to school for $15.99
That’s all I got, folks. If all else fails, hide in the single-stall bathroom next to the Commons and wail as loudly as humanly possible. Works every time.
