#5: Big stall behind the mirrors in the locker room Something about being surrounded by white tile and chipped paint in a moment of crisis is very comforting. The floor is cool, the lights are fluorescent, and the toilet is a comfortable distance away. Snuggle up in the corner and wait for sports practice to end. #4: PAC Downstairs bathroom (points for scream-ability) Let it rip! Just make sure there’s no class in the Blackbox or the costume shop. Also, rumor says this place is haunted. Proceed with caution. #3: PAC Itself Surround yourself with darkness and melt into a plush, comfy seat. When all the lights are dimmed, this is the perfect place to cry about AP Calc! Bonus points if there’s a play in works and you get a sneak peek of the set. #2: Big Stall in the Women’s Bathroom Near the Trophy Room Scattered across the walls of this stall is a fantastic menagerie of magical stickers. Some are just simple flowers or smiley faces, but a select few are cartoon cats with huge smiles and distorted eyes. This creates a highly strange vibe. If you wanna feel like the main character in a weird French art film, you’ve gotta go for this option. #1: In Front of Your Volleyball Coach She really doesn’t like you anyways.