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The re-emergence of our lord and savior Wikihow

by Grapefruit La Croix
Welcome back, fellow fiends. I am very much looking forward to this new year and thought of only one thing worthy of kicking the year off. I was lounging in my bed one night, with the essential question of, “how many strange Wikihow articles actually are there?” Well fear not my four legged friends, for I am here to settle this conundrum. 

Here are 10 of the most essential Wikihow articles known to man. 


1. The Essential Question: 
    https://www.wikihow.com/Use-wikiHow


2. The second most essential question: 
    https://www.wikihow.com/Grow-a-Chia-Pet


3. A perfect quiz for Mr. Raines:
    https://www.wikihow.com/Sigma-Male-Test


5. For your Saturday Night hijinx 
    https://www.wikihow.com/Kill-the-Queen-Ant


6. This one is for you. Yes, you. 
    https://www.wikihow.com/Urinate-in-the-Ocean-Discreetly


7. For a math class with DCal
    https://www.wikihow.com/Calculate-Pi-by-Throwing-Frozen-Hot-Dogs


8. I know I need this article
    https://www.wikihow.com/Stop-an-Adult-Disposable-Diaper-Addiction


9. This article is for all those late-night walkers that need self-defense 

     https://www.wikihow.com/Prevent-or-Survive-a-Monkey-Attack

10. This one is dedicated to a classmate I have in Honors Pre-Calc. You know who you are.
     https://www.wikihow.com/Avoid-Becoming-a-Weeaboo

That’s all the links I got for you, beautiful readers. I think my computer might contract a COVID variant for MacBooks after spending all this time on the cursed site. I’ll see you for my next article: Favorite Temu Finds! 

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