BREAKING NEWS!
The infamous Finger Lingerers continue to run rampant. Seniors: do not fancy yourselves protected from their attack, no matter how far you live from Pasadena. Their work has been seen as far as Arcadia City. I heard you have to change currency before going there.
Move your cameras, hide your cars, remove your mailboxes: do whatever you can.
As of Thursday, September 14, the Lingerers have reportedly made three new hits, marking a total of over five cases just this month.
Even more worrisome: they’ve evolved.
Mia N. ’24 shares:
“Someone f*cking fingerlinged my shoe.”
The infamous Finger Lingerers continue to run rampant. Seniors: do not fancy yourselves protected from their attack, no matter how far you live from Pasadena. Their work has been seen as far as Arcadia City. I heard you have to change currency before going there.
Move your cameras, hide your cars, remove your mailboxes: do whatever you can.
As of Thursday, September 14, the Lingerers have reportedly made three new hits, marking a total of over five cases just this month.
Even more worrisome: they’ve evolved.
Mia N. ’24 shares:
“Someone f*cking fingerlinged my shoe.”
Song ’24 shares:
“I go outside, to my own car, and I look at my windshield and I’m like ‘what the hell is that it looks like a finger’ like actually…literalmente una papa [literally a potato]…with a note on there from the Finger Lingerers. And they left a fingerling potato on my car. Like what the hell.”
As we’ve observed, they now target car windshields and have changed their signature: “❤️ Fingerlingerers.”
As a victim myself, I have a specific passion for this issue. I send my condolences to all affected. If you have any information on the Lingerers, please contact me.
Stay sexy, stay safe, stay starchless.
“I go outside, to my own car, and I look at my windshield and I’m like ‘what the hell is that it looks like a finger’ like actually…literalmente una papa [literally a potato]…with a note on there from the Finger Lingerers. And they left a fingerling potato on my car. Like what the hell.”
As we’ve observed, they now target car windshields and have changed their signature: “❤️ Fingerlingerers.”
As a victim myself, I have a specific passion for this issue. I send my condolences to all affected. If you have any information on the Lingerers, please contact me.
Stay sexy, stay safe, stay starchless.