“I don’t date men like this irl”
-iykyk
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“Bilbo Baggins is the cause of Brexit”
-We all love a good alliteration 

“Severus Snape gives awkward yet solid sex ed”
-An informative lesson

“Hannibal Lecter Is Not A Cannibal”
-One can only hope

“This isn’t flirting this is technically breaking and entering”
-Also known as my sixth felony! 

“Unethical Use of Calculus”
-Mr. P approved 

“Male housewife Shrek”
-His true calling 

“Honey I gave baby yoda coronavirus”
-The Mandelorian season 15

“Premature Balding”
-Mr. Raines approved 

“Can it still be a meet cute if concussion grenades are involved?”
-Email your answers to Mia Nagai

“Abraham Lincoln is an Incel”
-Can YOU disprove this???

“Major milkshake death”
​-NOOOOOOOOOO


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