I frankly do not have time for this because I am busy as freak with EA apps due next Wednesday but lord knows y’all need this so here it is:  
 
An anthology of locations to make-out with your significant other on campus other than the couch in EC20. 
a. The practice room in the PAC.
  • Self-explainitory 
b. The small room between the south-side exit of the PAC and the staircase that opens out to Madeline court 
  • You can thank a certain now graduated couple for this one 
c. The small recess in the wall just past the PAC stage entrance doors 
  • Cramped but still a winner 
d. The far corner of the board op room of the Black Box
  • 🤷🏽♀🤷🏽♀
​e. The bathrooms on the south side of the gym
  • People do go in there to shit so watch out  
f. The single stall bathroom in braun 
  • A particularly hidden lavatory on campus 
g. The instrument storage room in braun 
  • Idek
h. The space between the gate around the head of school’s house and the gym 
  • Very few people walk through this area to get to pitcairn or the field…I think 
i. The space at the end of the second floor main building hallway 
  • ​Unfortunately, people often study here 
j. The small balcony on the south side of the main building 
  • The stairs creek ominously when you walk up them but no big. 
k. The area between the upstairs SB building and the gate on the north side 
  • Risqué
l. The dance studio closet 
  • ​Very little floor space 
  • Does not smell awesome Does not smell awesome 
m. The small space behind the braun stage curtain 
  • It is pitch dark in there, it offers approximately one and half feet of depth and you’ll be accompanied by many instruments (of whose identity I am unsure), however, maybe that makes it more exciting?  
n. Your car in the parking lot 
  • Inspo: President R*y K**g 
  • ​Not inter-grade couple friendly 

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And happy sneaking about you horny miscreants!