“I’m gonna do a little something called teaching” “Clout…” “This is straight up Raines” “Change starts with a girl… and a pen” “colon” *bangs table twice* “There will be no making out in EC20” “I need a raise” x4 “Boom. Paid” “Who’s my go to girl” “First let me greet you all formally and respectfully” “Who’s hungry for learning? I mean lunch” “This is pure gold” “I’m basically part woman”