11/8/23: This one’s not funny, I just had a really vivid dream about my relationship falling apart
Yeah I woke up crying 🤙
11/9/23: If I had a nickel for every time a specific Toyota model showed up in my dreams this month I’d have two nickels.
My friend and I have been left alone at their dad’s house… Their dad who happens to be famous! We have free reign of the place, which means we can sneak up to the loft! Yippee! We’re having a fantastic time until suddenly my friend turns to me and says, blank faced: “wait. I have to go.” They proceed to disappear, reassuring me that they’ll be back tomorrow. So, suddenly, I’m alone in a famous man’s house.
Instead of doing anything fun or sneaky, I get myself stuck in the loft. It somehow gets disconnected from the rest of the building, and I have to jump back to the house proper, and it’s a whole thing. But silver lining: my glasses FINALLY came in the mail!! I can see the world clearly, and my dad is here for some reason? And my friend is back. And her dad. And we’re getting a tour of the neighborhood? Suddenly it’s a PARTY!
Then, things take a really dark turn. Another friend shows up, tries to cross the road with me, and promptly gets hit by a 2000 Toyota Camry. Unfortunately, 911 can no longer be used to call an ambulance, and also my phone is a TI84 graphing calculator. RIP 🙏🕊️
11/10/23: GBaldy’s Killer Obstacle Course
Today’s advisory activity is a death-defying obstacle course made of 100ft man-made cliffs! Ropes and safety nets are not allowed. Surprisingly I don’t die immediately. I’m scurrying up and down cliffs like a little spider, passing members of other advisories and bringing honor to my name! (#ChangGang) (#Elliott4prez) I end up at the very top of these unsettling, artificial cliffs. It’s like GBaldy has sourced massive slabs of smooth black stone, then covered them in sticks and trees to made them look “natural”. The cliff I’m standing on is about 4 feet wide, and there’s a fatal drop on either side of me. But because I haven’t died yet, I’m pretty sure I just won the Romans some points! Huzzah!
The dream ended with all the students who survived back on the ground. We’re huddled in this weird wooden wall-less thing. Now that I’m thinking about it, it actually looked like a little Montana state park info station! How cutie! It’s a dry, dusty day. People are congratulating each other for making it through the gauntlet, and also huddling around this little mini diorama, which might’ve been a scale model of GBaldy’s killer obstacle course? I don’t really care, because all the Westridge couples had been reunited, and people are violently making out. In the dream, I was mostly concerned about getting the hell away from them.
Yeah I woke up crying 🤙
11/9/23: If I had a nickel for every time a specific Toyota model showed up in my dreams this month I’d have two nickels.
My friend and I have been left alone at their dad’s house… Their dad who happens to be famous! We have free reign of the place, which means we can sneak up to the loft! Yippee! We’re having a fantastic time until suddenly my friend turns to me and says, blank faced: “wait. I have to go.” They proceed to disappear, reassuring me that they’ll be back tomorrow. So, suddenly, I’m alone in a famous man’s house.
Instead of doing anything fun or sneaky, I get myself stuck in the loft. It somehow gets disconnected from the rest of the building, and I have to jump back to the house proper, and it’s a whole thing. But silver lining: my glasses FINALLY came in the mail!! I can see the world clearly, and my dad is here for some reason? And my friend is back. And her dad. And we’re getting a tour of the neighborhood? Suddenly it’s a PARTY!
Then, things take a really dark turn. Another friend shows up, tries to cross the road with me, and promptly gets hit by a 2000 Toyota Camry. Unfortunately, 911 can no longer be used to call an ambulance, and also my phone is a TI84 graphing calculator. RIP 🙏🕊️
11/10/23: GBaldy’s Killer Obstacle Course
Today’s advisory activity is a death-defying obstacle course made of 100ft man-made cliffs! Ropes and safety nets are not allowed. Surprisingly I don’t die immediately. I’m scurrying up and down cliffs like a little spider, passing members of other advisories and bringing honor to my name! (#ChangGang) (#Elliott4prez) I end up at the very top of these unsettling, artificial cliffs. It’s like GBaldy has sourced massive slabs of smooth black stone, then covered them in sticks and trees to made them look “natural”. The cliff I’m standing on is about 4 feet wide, and there’s a fatal drop on either side of me. But because I haven’t died yet, I’m pretty sure I just won the Romans some points! Huzzah!
The dream ended with all the students who survived back on the ground. We’re huddled in this weird wooden wall-less thing. Now that I’m thinking about it, it actually looked like a little Montana state park info station! How cutie! It’s a dry, dusty day. People are congratulating each other for making it through the gauntlet, and also huddling around this little mini diorama, which might’ve been a scale model of GBaldy’s killer obstacle course? I don’t really care, because all the Westridge couples had been reunited, and people are violently making out. In the dream, I was mostly concerned about getting the hell away from them.
