What Your Soak A Senior Strategy Says About You (How likely you are to commit grincest)
by budderball
This article started as a comedic way to reflect on different soak-a-senior strategies but I wanted to use this opportunity to comment on grincest (grade incest). Enjoy!
Slow Pour
You paid 10-15$ and you fully intend on getting your money’s worth. You manifest this sadistic energy in other aspects of your life by making others suffer to put yourself in the best situation possible. I feel like the type of person who slowly pours water during soak a senior could go either way in terms of grincest. They are either completely straight or are currently in a grincest relationship, no in between.
Fast Dump on Top of Their Head
This is the standard method of soaking someone during soak a senior. You pick the most straightforward path to everything you do in life. For example, you’ve probably had the same morning routine for the past 5+ years of your life or you order the most basic thing at every restaurant. Let me guess what you ordered from McDonalds, a plain hamburger? Anyways I can’t really comment on your likelihood to commit grincest because this doesn’t really say anything about your personality.
Throw Water From the Back
Congrats! You are the cooler version of the dump on the head soaker. You are the life of the party and when you walk in the room you always raise the energy level a step higher. Most people really like you and it’s pretty easy to see why. You are funny, charismatic and generally a really nice person. You respect community boundaries here at Westridge and for that I’m going to go with not likely to commit grincest.
Throw Water From the Front
You and “throw the water from the back” are two different sides of the same coin. You are very energetic and always try to raise the energy of the room just like the “throw the water from the back” person, but unlike them, you often try too hard to make it happen. Instead of people reading you as cool and charismatic you get read as weird and loud. I sympathize with your situation because I know you just want to make other people around you happy, but you probably have a small group of close friends so at the end of the day your life isn’t too bad. Now in terms of likelihood to commit grincest, you are the complete opposite of the “Throw the water from the back” person. You are a constant offender and have been in several grincest relationships.
Yell WAIT and Pull Out Your Phone
You are not ashamed of your millennial mom energy despite being no older than 18. You are probably really good friends with whoever is getting soaked and want to savor this moment by keeping it in your camera roll with thousands of other videos you will never rewatch. And to comment on your likelihood to commit grincest, you are a chronic grincest offender and have dated at least three people in your grade.
Complains There is No Ice Option Anymore
You appear innocent enough, but secretly you are ruthless. You want to dump ice on your classmates and you do not care if you kill them by giving them frostbite. In terms of your likelihood to commit grincest, you are not likely to, purely based on the fact you’d rather assassinate your classmates than date them.
Miss It All (M.I.A.)
“Straight, pathetically bad shot, probably not likely to date a member of the class of 2024” - boyracer
Note from Editor Mia Nagai: ouch.
Slow Pour
You paid 10-15$ and you fully intend on getting your money’s worth. You manifest this sadistic energy in other aspects of your life by making others suffer to put yourself in the best situation possible. I feel like the type of person who slowly pours water during soak a senior could go either way in terms of grincest. They are either completely straight or are currently in a grincest relationship, no in between.
Fast Dump on Top of Their Head
This is the standard method of soaking someone during soak a senior. You pick the most straightforward path to everything you do in life. For example, you’ve probably had the same morning routine for the past 5+ years of your life or you order the most basic thing at every restaurant. Let me guess what you ordered from McDonalds, a plain hamburger? Anyways I can’t really comment on your likelihood to commit grincest because this doesn’t really say anything about your personality.
Throw Water From the Back
Congrats! You are the cooler version of the dump on the head soaker. You are the life of the party and when you walk in the room you always raise the energy level a step higher. Most people really like you and it’s pretty easy to see why. You are funny, charismatic and generally a really nice person. You respect community boundaries here at Westridge and for that I’m going to go with not likely to commit grincest.
Throw Water From the Front
You and “throw the water from the back” are two different sides of the same coin. You are very energetic and always try to raise the energy of the room just like the “throw the water from the back” person, but unlike them, you often try too hard to make it happen. Instead of people reading you as cool and charismatic you get read as weird and loud. I sympathize with your situation because I know you just want to make other people around you happy, but you probably have a small group of close friends so at the end of the day your life isn’t too bad. Now in terms of likelihood to commit grincest, you are the complete opposite of the “Throw the water from the back” person. You are a constant offender and have been in several grincest relationships.
Yell WAIT and Pull Out Your Phone
You are not ashamed of your millennial mom energy despite being no older than 18. You are probably really good friends with whoever is getting soaked and want to savor this moment by keeping it in your camera roll with thousands of other videos you will never rewatch. And to comment on your likelihood to commit grincest, you are a chronic grincest offender and have dated at least three people in your grade.
Complains There is No Ice Option Anymore
You appear innocent enough, but secretly you are ruthless. You want to dump ice on your classmates and you do not care if you kill them by giving them frostbite. In terms of your likelihood to commit grincest, you are not likely to, purely based on the fact you’d rather assassinate your classmates than date them.
Miss It All (M.I.A.)
“Straight, pathetically bad shot, probably not likely to date a member of the class of 2024” - boyracer
Note from Editor Mia Nagai: ouch.
