We challenge you to decipher these descriptions. Send us your guesses and whoever gets all six descriptions correct earns mere eternal glory.
- The half of Man Lunch that wears the same outfit every day and describes his handwriting as “unreadable.” Excels at assigning ambiguous writing assignments.
- The other half of Man Lunch. He has a friend named Cazort.
- For the next 4 years, she’s stuck being the class dean of the ‘25s (good luck). The whole school envies her ability to sport her iconic jean jacket.
- He’s a multi-sport coach while also being a genius. Probably solved the universe before coming to Westridge. Also, he won the world cup singlehandedly before coaching JV soccer.
- This tiger superstar is approximately 9 feet tall and matches her shirt with her sunglasses and headband every day (super impressive). Once a Westridge scholar, her school spirit runs deep. She’s also the supervisor of Thursday Detention. We bow down to her.
- This teacher is a perfect example of a cool millennial (rare find!). She’ll know every different pop culture reference and probably takes BuzzFeed quizzes. She’s a biology teacher but in her time off, she casually makes appearances in Netflix shows.