December 5.4
Formal greetings. These last 3 weeks have been a nightmare. Our four articles might reflect the head space of our writers. Come January, there will be a ton of new change. Upcoming renovations. I cant think much right now. Please enjoy.
November 5.3
My immune system hates me. I have contracted everything. Countless colds, feverful flus, questionable covid cases, and lousy laryngitis. However, this makes me who I am, I am my own individual and laryngitis is part of me. BUT WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP REFERRING TO ME AS MS. CUTLER. I AM MY OWN PERSON. Anyway, enjoy this edition, this is genuinely one of my favorites EVER. This edition has everything, medical, social, and parental dramas and honestly much more.
Love,
ABG (Senator Liang)
Love,
ABG (Senator Liang)
November 5.2
My senioritis has kicked in. After submitting my early action college applications my desires and passions grow faint. I lose my hair and my joy. I feel stressed, combusted. What is even more daunting is NN November. But nevertheless my burning love for Thursday Detention survives. Out of the rubble rises your Editor in Chief. With much love, I bring edition 5.2
October 5.1
Blessed you all are for TWO editions in one month. Will this be a reoccurrence? Yes. Will we always deliver poops and giggles? Yes. This edition brings new renovations (our website) and a ton of spooky content. Thats right! We wrote about potential DCAL family costumes, Terry Crews, Baldwin, poetry and more! Grab your best gardening gear, and dig in. Scoop, compost and germinate.
October 5.0
Hi fans,
Senator Liang brings this new 5.0 edition to educate the newborns, the elderly, Meek Mill fans, Hempseed milk lovers, Independents, those who didn’t vote in the 2015 quarter term election, and those who go 50 down Orange Grove. The target audience for this edition is huge. The writers here manage to cover every corner, please each niche, and soothe every soul. I encourage you to explore ThursdayDetention.com, I am constantly confused while editing this webpage mainly because the back end of this website looks like the back of my Mazda, scary, infected with disease, and haunted. Read this with a friend and your favorite snack. Tell everyone to read Thursday Detention. Let us know if you get the crossword puzzle!
Senator Liang (ABG)
Senator Liang brings this new 5.0 edition to educate the newborns, the elderly, Meek Mill fans, Hempseed milk lovers, Independents, those who didn’t vote in the 2015 quarter term election, and those who go 50 down Orange Grove. The target audience for this edition is huge. The writers here manage to cover every corner, please each niche, and soothe every soul. I encourage you to explore ThursdayDetention.com, I am constantly confused while editing this webpage mainly because the back end of this website looks like the back of my Mazda, scary, infected with disease, and haunted. Read this with a friend and your favorite snack. Tell everyone to read Thursday Detention. Let us know if you get the crossword puzzle!
Senator Liang (ABG)
September 4.9
Hello Thursday Detention fans,
The very first edition of this ’22-23 school year hits. I hope it finds you well. This edition attempts to unite yet also divide common sense, intuition, and facts from reality. How could it do so? Just read. Read like your head is on fire. Read like you have 23 pages of The Awakening left, and your ICW with Dr. Bremmer is in 7 minutes. Read Thursday Detention like you are Mr. Fritz putting on a theatrical reading production. Don’t read like it's a school email from Ms. St John and skim. Read for poops and giggles. Print it out, post it, and then give it to a friend. Frame it in your room, above your bed, with a few candles and some scribbled words. Shrine. I hope this 4.9 edition will bring you warmth or coolth? Thursday Detention thanks you.
With much love from your Editor in Chief,
ABG (Amish baby girl)
The very first edition of this ’22-23 school year hits. I hope it finds you well. This edition attempts to unite yet also divide common sense, intuition, and facts from reality. How could it do so? Just read. Read like your head is on fire. Read like you have 23 pages of The Awakening left, and your ICW with Dr. Bremmer is in 7 minutes. Read Thursday Detention like you are Mr. Fritz putting on a theatrical reading production. Don’t read like it's a school email from Ms. St John and skim. Read for poops and giggles. Print it out, post it, and then give it to a friend. Frame it in your room, above your bed, with a few candles and some scribbled words. Shrine. I hope this 4.9 edition will bring you warmth or coolth? Thursday Detention thanks you.
With much love from your Editor in Chief,
ABG (Amish baby girl)