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Lower-School-Appropriate Content

2.8

Why Are Juniors Wearing College Merch (LS)
Saying Farewell (LS)
The Issue With Senior Wills (LS)
Thursday Detention Buys McDonald’s Franchise (LS)
A Walk Down Memory Lane: Our Best and Worst Content (LS)

2.7

Rating Bodies of Water (LS)

2.6

A Modernist Short Story (LS)
Critical Amazon Reviews of Westridge Required Reading Books (LS)
Dr. Shoe Review: The New Westridge Playground (ft. Rocky) (LS)

2.5

Rating Your Senior Yard Signs (LS)
We (Personally) Landed On Mars! (LS)
Confessions of a Substitute Teacher (LS)

2.4

How to (Su)Stay Sustainable: Tips From a Green Rep (LS)
My Quest for a Flash Cultura T-Shirt (LS)
Tiger Week Workshop Alignment Chart (LS)

2.3

Data-Driven Analysis: Do Blue Light Glasses Work? (LS)
How a Westridge English Teacher Would Grade a Noah Centineo Speech (LS)
What Your Style of Texting Says About You (LS)

2.2

Opinion: Nothing Makes More Sense Than Instacart Replacements (LS)
The Bachelor is Back (LS)
Breaking: Whistleblower in Westridge Administration Confirms Students Will Wear Hazmat Suits to On-Campus Conditioning as a Public Health Precaution (LS)

2.1

What Your Khan Academy Avatar Says About You (LS)
Do We Actually Post on Discussion Boards? (LS)
Opinion: Oranges Should be Eliminated From the Fruit Canon (LS)
Quarancuts (LS)

1.8

Exposé: Compressed Weeks Make Me Shorter (LS)
Discarded Headlines (LS)
Thursday Detention Sports Commentary: Ice Skating (LS)

1.7

Rating Thanksgiving Dishes (LS)
Vlad’s Hunk of Ham Takes a Journey (LS)
Weird Places on Campus (LS)
A Beginner’s Guide to Keeping Houseplants Alive (LS)

1.6

Common App Mishaps (LS)
Area Girl Visits the Americana and Lives to Tell the Tale (LS)
Election-Themed Jokes (LS)
An Ode to Westridge Esports (LS)
The Senior Who Counted All of Nevada's Ballots Amid the Stress of College Applications (LS)
Awkward Stock Photos: A Photo Essay (LS)

1.5

The Ghost of Halloween Costumes Past (LS)
Quarantine Cookbook (LS)
Thursday Detention’s Very Own: Downloadable Microsoft Teams Backgrounds (LS)

1.4

An Update on the State of Ms. Coker’s Office Candy (LS)
An Unsolicited Critique of Cortana’s Daily Briefings (LS)
The Formality of My Emails: A Timeline (LS)
Adele's New Quarantine Ballad (LS)

1.3

Hawaii Drowns (LS)
A Brief and Non-Threatening Social Commentary on the Junior Rings (LS)
Breaking News: Informant Confirms Thursday Detention Not a Reliable News Source (LS)

1.2

My (Real) Common App Essay (LS)
Faculty Fits: A Sneak Peak Into Your Favorite Teacher Wardrobes (LS Version)
SAT Prep With Your Favorite Substitute Teacher (LS)
In an Effort to Make MLB as Normal as Possible During COVID-19, Paramedics Rush Cardboard Cutout Fan to ER After Rogue Fly Ball Rips Hole in Neck (LS)
Garibaldi: The State Fish of California, OR Gary Baldwin: The Head of Upper School? - A Quiz (LS)

1.1

The Squirrel Olympics (LS)
An Actual Working Recipe for Pressure-Cooked Spaghetti and Meatballs​ (LS)

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