Middle-School-Appropriate Content

2.8

Why Are Juniors Wearing College Merch (LS)

Saying Farewell (LS)

The Issue With Senior Wills (LS)

Thursday Detention Buys McDonald’s Franchise (LS)

A Walk Down Memory Lane: Our Best and Worst Content (LS)

Ways to Ruin Coffee (MS)

2.7

Ode to College Programming (MS)

Rating Bodies of Water (LS)

2.6

Critical Amazon Reviews of Westridge Required Reading Books (LS)

Dr. Shoe Review: The New Westridge Playground (ft. Rocky) (LS)

A Modernist Short Story (LS)

The Tragic End to Westridge and BRIO’s Love Story (MS)

Takeout Takes Me Out (MS)

10 Things New Students Should Know Before Coming to Westridge (MS)

2.5

Real Sentences From Essays We’ve Turned In (MS)

What Your Favorite Girl Scout Cookie Says About You (MS)

Rating Your Senior Yard Signs (LS)

Exclusive Interview: Mr. Harrison Reflects on Being a Pisces in the 21st Century (MS)

We (Personally) Landed On Mars! (LS)

What is Networking, Really? (MS)

Roasting Millennials (MS)

6 Books We Should Ban Instead of The Handmaid’s Tale (MS)

Confessions of a Substitute Teacher (LS)

2.4

How to (Su)Stay Sustainable: Tips From a Green Rep (LS)

My Quest for a Flash Cultura T-Shirt (LS)

Tiger Week Workshop Alignment Chart (LS)

Alternate Ideas for Tiger Week (MS)

Thursday Detention Top Picks for Commencement Speaker (MS)

Deflategate Becomes Obsolete as Tom Brady Wins Sixth Superbowl (MS)

Our Favorite WikiHow Articles (MS)

2.3

Data-Driven Analysis: Do Blue Light Glasses Work? (LS)

Finally Revealing My Darkest Secret: I Love Country Music (MS)

How a Westridge English Teacher Would Grade a Noah Centineo Speech (LS)

What Your Style of Texting Says About You (LS)

Bad Metaphors to Use in an English Essay (MS)

The Only Viable Way to Replace Interim (MS)

Thank You, Illuminati (MS)

Checking In With the Squirrels: Poor Turnout Rates at Squirrel Olympics Leave Squirrel Communities in Economic Recession (MS)

2.2

Let’s Talk About Brexit (MS)

Lives of Impact Begin Here: CAP Ideas to Try Out (MS)

Opinion: Nothing Makes More Sense Than Instacart Replacements (LS)

Remember Marianne Williamson? (MS)

An Ode to Latin (MS)

New Year's Resolutions We Tried to Keep (MS)

Fashion Bot Judges Your Style (MS)

The Bachelor is Back (LS)

Breaking: Whistleblower in Westridge Administration Confirms Students Will Wear Hazmat Suits to On-Campus Conditioning as a Public Health Precaution (LS)

2.1

Do We Actually Post on Discussion Boards? (LS)

What Your Khan Academy Avatar Says About You (LS)

Opinion: Oranges Should be Eliminated From the Fruit Canon (LS)

Fake Responses to Real College Supplemental Essay Prompts (MS)

PANTONE’s 2021 Color Combo Has Already Set Us Up for Disaster (MS)

Thursday Detention's Top Picks for Next Head of School (MS)

Quarancuts (LS)

1.8

Discarded Headlines (LS)

Exposé: Compressed Weeks Make Me Shorter (LS)

Thursday Detention Sports Commentary: Ice Skating (LS)

War on Christmas Escalates: Elves Drafted (MS)

Strange Christmas Tree Ornaments (MS)

Your Guide to Celebrating Ancient Winter Holidays (MS)

The Senior Class Holiday Wishes (MS)

The Raven: A Poem (MS)

1.7

Rating Thanksgiving Dishes (LS)

Vlad’s Hunk of Ham Takes a Journey (LS)

Weird Places on Campus (LS)

A Beginner’s Guide to Keeping Houseplants Alive (LS)

Opinion: Orange County Can Secede From California, but Not Before I Buy One Last Frozen Banana in Newport Beach (MS)

Ways People Text in Class (MS)

Alternate Uses for Westridge Classrooms (MS)

1.6

What Your Microsoft Background Says About You (MS)

Area Girl Visits the Americana and Lives to Tell the Tale (LS)

Common App Mishaps (LS)

Taking Co-Star's Advice For a Day (MS)

Election-Themed Jokes (LS)

The Senior Who Counted All of Nevada's Ballots Amid the Stress of College Applications (LS)

An Ode to Westridge Esports (LS)

Awkward Stock Photos: A Photo Essay (LS)

The Secret to a Successful College Application (MS)

Alex Trebek Passes, Jeopardy Thinking Music Plays Worldwide as the Show Waits for a New Host (MS)

1.5

Thursday Detention’s Very Own: Downloadable Microsoft Teams Backgrounds (LS)

The Ghost of Halloween Costumes Past (LS)

Westridge Dad Explains: The Anatomy of a Dad Joke (MS)

There's Nothing Scarier Than A Politician (MS)

Quarantine Cookbook (LS)

Teacher Sightings (MS)

Discarded Senior Costume Ideas (MS)

Opinion: Together Mode Gives Me the Sense of Community I Long For (MS)

1.4

An Unsolicited Critique of Cortana’s Daily Briefings (LS)

The Formality of My Emails: A Timeline (LS)

An Update on the State of Ms. Coker’s Office Candy (LS)

Faculty Celebrity Look-Alikes (MS)

Best Dressed: Middle School Photos (MS)

Adele's New Quarantine Ballad (LS)

A Guide to the Best Sleeping Positions: A Photo Essay (MS)

1.3

Quarandreams (MS)

How to Identify Your Face Shape (MS)

Hawaii Drowns (LS)

Breaking News: Informant Confirms Thursday Detention Not a Reliable News Source (LS)

Rating Westridge Alumni (MS)

A Brief and Non-Threatening Social Commentary on the Junior Rings (LS)

Microsoft Auto-Responses as Zodiac Signs (MS)

Opinion: No One Actually Knows What a Sneer Is (MS)

1.2

SAT Prep With Your Favorite Substitute Teacher (LS)

President Trump Calls the US Open Patriotic, Retracts His Statement After Discovering Many Female Tennis Players Are Lesbians (MS)

In an Effort to Make MLB as Normal as Possible During COVID-19, Paramedics Rush Cardboard Cutout Fan to ER After Rogue Fly Ball Rips Hole in Neck (LS)

Faculty Fits: A Sneak Peak Into Your Favorite Teacher Wardrobes (LS Version)

My (Real) Common App Essay (LS)

Westridge to Adopt “Throwback Thursdays;” Classes to be Held by Telegram (MS)

Opinion: I Love Bad Sandwich Chains (MS)

Garibaldi: The State Fish of California, OR Gary Baldwin: The Head of Upper School? - A Quiz (LS)

1.1

Have you ever wished for a Google Slide Presentation about Manly Paninis? (MS)

The Squirrel Olympics (LS)

Skin Care Tips for Ms. Wei's Perfect Glow! (MS)

An Actual Working Recipe for Pressure-Cooked Spaghetti and Meatballs​ (LS)